It didn't work

my mood today is: oh sh**
I'm listening to: Britney Spears - Oops I did it again

I thought that Kevin was already out Trick or Treating but when I just about to throw the last egg from the package, he came out the door and saw me. I hadn't gotten a chance to do the other stuff yet but at least I got the vaseline on his door handle, and some of the eggs. anyway, when he saw what I was doing, he broke up with me on the spot. I didn't want to give him the pleasure of breaking up after what he'd done to me, so I said You can't break up with me, I'm breaking up with you. Then I threw the last egg at him instead and it was'nt what I'd planned but it was good enough or maybe even better.