my mood today is: evil
I'm listening to: Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats
So tonite when Kevin is not looking, I'm gonna egg his precious car, slash his tires, and key his paint job. maybe when he's not looking I'll even put vaseline on his door handle. He won't know that the tire went out on purpose because I'm gonna steal one of his air valve caps.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Monday, October 23, 2006
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Kevin is sooooo history!
my mood today is: revenge
I'm listening to: Pat Benatar
that son of a b**** is dead meat. so today we were sitting together at the festival, the whole gang, not just Kevin and me. this ho walks by and she waves her fat a** in front of Kevin's face. at first he just scooted away a bit, but she kept coming back and walking by and I was getting p*****. so Trish said she was gonna go tell her to lay off and Kevin said No let me handle this, this is a job for a man (ha ha, some man). so he goes off to talk to her and next thing I know he's gone. I was kind of upset so I went to look for him and I found him over by the blooming onion stand waiting in line. WITH THAT GIRL. I didn't think it was a big deal though at the time, so I went back and Trish told me that it was the same whore from Hot Dog On A Stick. He acted like he didn't know why I was mad. Well if he can't figure it out, that's his problem. I'm gonna get him back though.
I'm listening to: Pat Benatar
that son of a b**** is dead meat. so today we were sitting together at the festival, the whole gang, not just Kevin and me. this ho walks by and she waves her fat a** in front of Kevin's face. at first he just scooted away a bit, but she kept coming back and walking by and I was getting p*****. so Trish said she was gonna go tell her to lay off and Kevin said No let me handle this, this is a job for a man (ha ha, some man). so he goes off to talk to her and next thing I know he's gone. I was kind of upset so I went to look for him and I found him over by the blooming onion stand waiting in line. WITH THAT GIRL. I didn't think it was a big deal though at the time, so I went back and Trish told me that it was the same whore from Hot Dog On A Stick. He acted like he didn't know why I was mad. Well if he can't figure it out, that's his problem. I'm gonna get him back though.
Sunday, October 8, 2006
I can't believe it
my mood today is: yikes
I'm listening to: Milli Vanilli
yuck. Owen has been wearing shorts all week. yesterday he was rubbing his legs all over trishes legs. Trish says that she pretended like it was making her hot, and he believed her.
I'm listening to: Milli Vanilli
yuck. Owen has been wearing shorts all week. yesterday he was rubbing his legs all over trishes legs. Trish says that she pretended like it was making her hot, and he believed her.
Monday, October 2, 2006
Truth or Dare
my mood today is: amused
I am listening to: Eminem
last week we played Truth Or Dare and OMG, Owen shaved his legs. I can't believe he actually did it. Some other dares people did:
*put rocks in his pants
*made herself puke
*wet her pants
*put mayonaisse in her hair
*did a table dance
*licked whipped cream off of Owen's legs
*dressed up like a girl
*had sex with a total stranger
*quacked like a duck
I am listening to: Eminem
last week we played Truth Or Dare and OMG, Owen shaved his legs. I can't believe he actually did it. Some other dares people did:
*put rocks in his pants
*made herself puke
*wet her pants
*put mayonaisse in her hair
*did a table dance
*licked whipped cream off of Owen's legs
*dressed up like a girl
*had sex with a total stranger
*quacked like a duck
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