my mood today is: pissed
I'm listening to: Panic! At the Disco
Aggggh, kevin's such a doushbag! last night he came over to my house drunk and tried to have sex with me. WTF does he think he's doing? well, at least mom and dad weren't home. they were at marriage counseling. i wish they'd stop already, doesn't dad know waht a whore she is? GAH.
Monday, January 29, 2007
Monday, January 1, 2007
Happy New Years
my mood today is: hungry
I'm listening to: Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It
I am sooooo hungry, I have the munchies. I am eating a bag of cheetos right now.
I'm listening to: Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It
I am sooooo hungry, I have the munchies. I am eating a bag of cheetos right now.
Monday, December 25, 2006
Merry Christmas
OMFG I hate my mother. She didn't even get me the video iPod that I asked for, she got me the stupid iPod Nano one instead.
Wednesday, November 1, 2006
It didn't work
my mood today is: oh sh**
I'm listening to: Britney Spears - Oops I did it again
I thought that Kevin was already out Trick or Treating but when I just about to throw the last egg from the package, he came out the door and saw me. I hadn't gotten a chance to do the other stuff yet but at least I got the vaseline on his door handle, and some of the eggs. anyway, when he saw what I was doing, he broke up with me on the spot. I didn't want to give him the pleasure of breaking up after what he'd done to me, so I said You can't break up with me, I'm breaking up with you. Then I threw the last egg at him instead and it was'nt what I'd planned but it was good enough or maybe even better.
I'm listening to: Britney Spears - Oops I did it again
I thought that Kevin was already out Trick or Treating but when I just about to throw the last egg from the package, he came out the door and saw me. I hadn't gotten a chance to do the other stuff yet but at least I got the vaseline on his door handle, and some of the eggs. anyway, when he saw what I was doing, he broke up with me on the spot. I didn't want to give him the pleasure of breaking up after what he'd done to me, so I said You can't break up with me, I'm breaking up with you. Then I threw the last egg at him instead and it was'nt what I'd planned but it was good enough or maybe even better.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Sweet Revenge
my mood today is: evil
I'm listening to: Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats
So tonite when Kevin is not looking, I'm gonna egg his precious car, slash his tires, and key his paint job. maybe when he's not looking I'll even put vaseline on his door handle. He won't know that the tire went out on purpose because I'm gonna steal one of his air valve caps.
I'm listening to: Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats
So tonite when Kevin is not looking, I'm gonna egg his precious car, slash his tires, and key his paint job. maybe when he's not looking I'll even put vaseline on his door handle. He won't know that the tire went out on purpose because I'm gonna steal one of his air valve caps.
Monday, October 23, 2006
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Kevin is sooooo history!
my mood today is: revenge
I'm listening to: Pat Benatar
that son of a b**** is dead meat. so today we were sitting together at the festival, the whole gang, not just Kevin and me. this ho walks by and she waves her fat a** in front of Kevin's face. at first he just scooted away a bit, but she kept coming back and walking by and I was getting p*****. so Trish said she was gonna go tell her to lay off and Kevin said No let me handle this, this is a job for a man (ha ha, some man). so he goes off to talk to her and next thing I know he's gone. I was kind of upset so I went to look for him and I found him over by the blooming onion stand waiting in line. WITH THAT GIRL. I didn't think it was a big deal though at the time, so I went back and Trish told me that it was the same whore from Hot Dog On A Stick. He acted like he didn't know why I was mad. Well if he can't figure it out, that's his problem. I'm gonna get him back though.
I'm listening to: Pat Benatar
that son of a b**** is dead meat. so today we were sitting together at the festival, the whole gang, not just Kevin and me. this ho walks by and she waves her fat a** in front of Kevin's face. at first he just scooted away a bit, but she kept coming back and walking by and I was getting p*****. so Trish said she was gonna go tell her to lay off and Kevin said No let me handle this, this is a job for a man (ha ha, some man). so he goes off to talk to her and next thing I know he's gone. I was kind of upset so I went to look for him and I found him over by the blooming onion stand waiting in line. WITH THAT GIRL. I didn't think it was a big deal though at the time, so I went back and Trish told me that it was the same whore from Hot Dog On A Stick. He acted like he didn't know why I was mad. Well if he can't figure it out, that's his problem. I'm gonna get him back though.
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